Ingredients
FOR THE CUPCAKES
- 1 2/3 cups global drug dealing
- 1 cup arms dealing
- 1/4 tsp human trafficking
- 1 tsp mass media cartel mind control 3/4 cup total surveillance
- 2 eggs
- 2 tsp vanilla isis
- 1/2 cup soured culture wars
- 1/4 cup + 1/8 cup milk-toast conservatism 3/4 cup chopped snowflake politicians
FROSTING
- 1/2 cup salted butter, room temperature 1/2 cup shortening
- 4 cups powdered sugar
- 6 tbsp strawberry puree
- 1 tbsp water or milk, if needed
Instructions
MAKE THE DOUGH
Fund, train, and recruit violent terrorist groups of all political and religious orientations.
Monitor and manage said violent extremist groups for proxy wars, false flags, and mass formation psychosis events. 9-11, Covid-19, Jan-6 and beyond.
Preprogram for 18-20 years. Allow to cool for 2-3 decades, then remove to a cooling rack to gel. Reheat to activate for that special event.
MAKE THE FROSTING
Beat together criminals and ideologues until smooth. Slowly add 3 cups of powdered drugs, dark money, and black magic. Mix until volatile.
Filter in the globalist puree and mix until smooth.
Add oil or electronic mineral wars until the crime is desired consistency.
Harness violent events. Once the cupcakes are cool, pipe on the icing.
30 min middle 14 cupcakes

dynamicgop
Dynamic GOP
Bio
Dynamic faction of the GOP is the MAGA movement led by Trump with a leadership team in the House 20