Beware of the Military-Industrial Congressional Corruption Complex. Add, Social Media, Education, Big-Tech, Corporates, Activism, Government for flavor.
Ingredients
FOR THE SAUSAGE:
- 2 tonne grounded fresh meat
- 2 tsp salty tears of innocents
- 1/2 cup extra virgin page boy oil
- 3 cloves crushed ideals
- 2 tbsp chopped fresh lobbyist cash
- 2 tbsp no-show jobs for the children
- 1/2 tsp insider-trading
- 1/4 tsp self-dealing
SERVE WITH:
- Fresh baked rhetoric and culture wars
- (S)election fraud salad
- Sex scandals; chicken, hot dogs, cheese pizza
Instructions
PREPARE THE MASS CORRUPTION COMPLEX SAUSAGE
Cut the fresh meat of new Congressmen into 1/4 inch thick slices and generously salt each slice. Let them rest for about 15 minutes so that the corruption salt can draw out the moisture and bitterness.
Wipe each of the politicians with a cash towel to remove the ethics and personal standards.
In an extensive private network, combine the page boy oil, crushed ideals, donor cash, nepotism, revolving doors, and mutual comprimat.
Place each of the Congressional leaders in the organized crime cooking dish, flipping them over to ensure both sides are covered in corruption.
GRILL THE PATRIOTS
Preheat the patriotic base barbecue to medium heat. Grill for approximately 6 minutes per side until golden in color with grill marks.
If the new corrupted Congressional leaders become dry and stick to the grill, brush them with more page boy oil and donor cash, threaten them with cancellation and exposure.
The District of Criminals and USA Inc must continue its cancerous occupation of the Constitutional United States of America
